At a 20th century-14th century mixer in Heaven, Genghis Khan tripped over Marco Polo's robes and bumped into Mahatma Gandhi. In a freak turn of events, their souls merged to become one. God promptly kicked the Gandhi/Khan being out of heaven, saying, "There will be no one in heaven more badass than I.” This soul is now known as Creigh Deeds.
Floyd Landis has never taken performance-enhancing drugs. He merely shook hands with Creigh Deeds. His testosterone is now at five times the normal level.
God must have spent a little more time on Deeds.
Creigh Deeds was on the cover of Madden NFL 07 before they realized he was curse-proof.
The John Paul Jones Arena was originally to be known as the Stone Cold DeedsPlex 3000LX, but Deeds himself decided to rename it after the bassist from Led Zeppelin.
Virginia is the Mother of Presidents. Creigh Deeds is the father.
Originally, it was Maslow’s Hierarchy of Deeds, but that implies that Deeds can exist somewhere other than the top of the hierarchy. The name was changed accordingly.
Creigh Deeds, being an avid outdoorsman, keeps horses on his Bath County property. They are known as Deeds’ Steeds.
Creigh Deeds was sorted into Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw simultaneously.
Creigh Deeds promised the Tides a quarter each if they lost as many games as possible this season.
Jamestown 2007: Birthplace of the Birthplace of Creigh Deeds.
The only reason it’s not called The College of William, Mary and Creigh is because Deeds refuses to lower himself to the level of royalty.
Jerry Kilgore attended U.Va.’s College at Creigh Deeds. Wise is merely a synonym.
Creigh Deeds will bring back the car tax, but only Jim Gilmore will be required to pay it.
Creigh Deeds knew where Nemo was the whole goddamn time.
Creigh Deeds always goes for it on fourth down because the computer gives him five downs.
As soon as she found out Creigh Deeds was married, Paris Hilton took a vow of celibacy.
Creigh Deeds ran for president of Mexico as a joke. When he won anyway, the people took to the streets, rioting.
The U.S. Army: Creigh all that you can Deeds.
Floyd Landis has never taken performance-enhancing drugs. He merely shook hands with Creigh Deeds. His testosterone is now at five times the normal level.
God must have spent a little more time on Deeds.
Creigh Deeds was on the cover of Madden NFL 07 before they realized he was curse-proof.
The John Paul Jones Arena was originally to be known as the Stone Cold DeedsPlex 3000LX, but Deeds himself decided to rename it after the bassist from Led Zeppelin.
Virginia is the Mother of Presidents. Creigh Deeds is the father.
Originally, it was Maslow’s Hierarchy of Deeds, but that implies that Deeds can exist somewhere other than the top of the hierarchy. The name was changed accordingly.
Creigh Deeds, being an avid outdoorsman, keeps horses on his Bath County property. They are known as Deeds’ Steeds.
Creigh Deeds was sorted into Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw simultaneously.
Creigh Deeds promised the Tides a quarter each if they lost as many games as possible this season.
Jamestown 2007: Birthplace of the Birthplace of Creigh Deeds.
The only reason it’s not called The College of William, Mary and Creigh is because Deeds refuses to lower himself to the level of royalty.
Jerry Kilgore attended U.Va.’s College at Creigh Deeds. Wise is merely a synonym.
Creigh Deeds will bring back the car tax, but only Jim Gilmore will be required to pay it.
Creigh Deeds knew where Nemo was the whole goddamn time.
Creigh Deeds always goes for it on fourth down because the computer gives him five downs.
As soon as she found out Creigh Deeds was married, Paris Hilton took a vow of celibacy.
Creigh Deeds ran for president of Mexico as a joke. When he won anyway, the people took to the streets, rioting.
The U.S. Army: Creigh all that you can Deeds.
posted by Team Deeds at 10:19 PM
4 Comments:
please keep these coming!!
These are dumb.
keep 'em coming
If Chuck Norris and I ever find you, we'll roundhouse kick your ass into next week, turd.
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